This water rocks (literally)
My previous post references an article from Friday’s Wall Street Journal (WSJ), which explains the new uncertainty about the structure of water. There’s another takeaway from that article which speaks to marketers: a source of new stories about water.
Last month, H2Om launched what it calls “the world’s first ‘vibrationally charged’ bottled water.” WSJ columnist Sharon Begley explains:
Although H2Om (pronounced H-two-Om, as in the mantra) starts with conventional spring water, exposure to words on the bottle’s label alters it, says the company: “Love” and “Perfect Health,” the first varieties, each transmits a “vibrational frequency” that the water absorbs. Each bottle is supposedly also infused through music (in the storage room after bottling) and thoughts (from the person drinking it). The precise science by which the water retains its desirable new structure even as the delivery van passes billboards about HIV and graffiti filled with hate words remains to be worked out.
(The arrival of a company like H2Om is probably no surprise for those of you who have seen the movie What The Bleep Do We Know?. The movie references the work of Masaru Emoto, who has made some interesting claims about water.)
I can see it now:
> New bottled water companies emerge with names and vibrations across the entire spectrum
> Delivery vans, semi-trailers, and bottles made with a new composite material which blocks unwanted vibrations from written messages and sounds which fill the outside world
> Limited edition batches infused with Madonna’s live voice in a recording studio
> Home brew — I download pre-recorded water-enhancing vibes on iTunes to infuse a basic pre-vibed H2O blend my way using specially-made bottles which connect to my iPod via an adapter
> New Starbucks-like cafes appear, walls plastered with words that give the best vibes, menus more abundant with options than even the famous coffee shop
Sound crazy? Well, so did bottled water not too long ago.
If you still think you’re selling a commodity, it seems to me you’d better take a closer look at your product, your customers — just about everything you’re currently doing. There’s got to be a new story there, just waiting to be discovered.






